Wednesday, November 24, 2010

101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Always stand too close to people while waiting for public transport!



When going on an airplane, always eat loads of beans the night before and constantly fart very loudly and laugh every time!



Fart loudly in crowded elevators



Stand next to people in public toilets



Constantly bang on cubicle doors and shout are you finished yet?



Never cover your nose/mouth when sneezing/coughing on crowded public transport/elevators



While watching TV with other people constantly change the channel.



When in a bar that plays important sports matches, carry a remote control and change the channel at crucial moments.



play the mouth organ badly on crowded public transport.



Shake strangers hands and then tell about your contagious disease.



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101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Your question makes 102! Wow, that is really annoying.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
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that's very annoying101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Oh my gosh! I was cracking up the entire time because there were things in here that I purposely did just to annoy people. Thanks for more information! Some of these can also be used as 101 ways to break up with someone.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. write really long questions when drunk101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
that is a long and kinda funny list man101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102 Posting really Lonnggggggggg jokes :)101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Those were good but i got another one for you. Chew with your mouth open. My husband does it and it annoys the F**K out of me. He sounds like a cow.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. Mizpel werds on perpus becuz you think thay luk kewler that wey.



103. Bring back a DVD to a movie store then apologize because you forgot to rewind it. Then offer to pay the fee and get mad when it %26quot;would be cheaper just to rent it again!%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
this is cool i have just printed it out ,funny as at 6.17am101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
first you try all this and let me know101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Sorry my friend. But i lost consciousness after no. 10. But I'm sure they were really good. A chap annoyed me in the cafe the other day when he stirred his tea about 200 times!!101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
long but funny101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
not bad, you missed out enless repetitions of %26quot;i know a song that will get on you're nerves%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
LOL I have to remember some of these!

Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?

I know stars don't give points. Just let me know which one is your favorite!!!



101 Ways To Be Annoying



1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting

entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while

talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and

then pointing it at the screen.



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that

this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub.%26quot;



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99

copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;



15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather

conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your

%26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors

upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace.%26quot;



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a

%26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a

can of Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to

your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play

along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the

neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward

silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the

room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard

Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist

to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright

warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental

movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary

mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.

Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot;

%26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, it's gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until

physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your

chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in

the tray.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you

don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes.%26quot;



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,

such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad,%26quot; the Archies' %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;John Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first

in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people

pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if

they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is

necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers

in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it,

announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
I've done 3, 32, 34, and 45.... you don't need to learn Morse Code to do 4....before there was high speed Internet I would make the sound of modems handshaking....and i would say to people after they said something %26quot;that was easy for you to say%26quot;



here is another one....continually do the music and the hi ho silver away from the lone ranger (think the music is the William Tell overture)Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
it's got to be 68Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
1, 6,7 17, 35, 85Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
i didnt read all the ways but i like 85!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Im going to print this and do all of them tommorow one at a time!!!

This was sooooo hilarious by the way.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
ummm... id say 1, juz because when i wanna annoy someone that's what i do... but any of the other ones would annoy the hell out of me...Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Lemme think..



102. Make an incredibly long list of annoying things to do so people can read it and try for themselves.



j/k.. I like them all!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
You just gave me a 101 GREAT IDEAS!!!



THANKS!!!

101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;



3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;



4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;



5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.



6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;



7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.



8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.



9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.



10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.



11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.



12. Sniffle incessantly.



13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.



14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;



16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;



17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;



18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.



19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;



20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.



21. Practice making fax and modem noises.



22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.



23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.



24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.



25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;



26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;



27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.



28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.



29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.



30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.



31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.



32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.



33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;



34. Drum on every available surface.



35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.



36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.



37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.



38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.



39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.



40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.



41. Set alarms for random times.



42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.



43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.



44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.



45. Honk and wave to strangers.



46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.



47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.



48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.



49. Wear your pants backwards.



50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.



51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;



52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.



53. only type in lowercase.



54. dont use any punctuation either



55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.



56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.



57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.



58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.



59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.



60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.



61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;



62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.



63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.



64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.



65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;



66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.



67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.



68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;



69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.



70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.



71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.



72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.



73. Drive half a block.



74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.



75. Ask people what gender they are.



76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.



77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.



78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.



79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.



80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.



81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.



82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.



83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;



84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.



86. Wear a LOT of cologne.



87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;



88. Sing along at the opera.



89. Mow your lawn with scissors.



90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;



91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;



92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.



93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;



94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;



95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.



96. Never make eye contact.



97. Never break eye contact.



98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.



99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.



100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.



101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Hey BudQT These r grate ways 2 stay entertained! Move very close 2 others U don't no! Ask them truly personal questions!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow you must have a lot of fun at work101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
I can't stop laughing. Thank you. I'm sending that to my sister. LOL!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!



63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~

:-D101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE %26amp; FUNNY!!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
that was good, I liked that101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
haha funny101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!

I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
LOL



19 comes naturally.



Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
lol101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Stop annoying me!!!

Math help # 2 (look below)?

Andrew's parents follow a regular schedule for taking care of the new car. They change the oil every 3,000 miles,rotate the tires every 10,000 miles and replace the windshield wipers every 15,000 miles.



How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once

(please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)



This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.

Please help with my struts!?

Please help! I have no idea what I'm doing.



I just got my 2001 Hyundai Elantra inspected here in PA. The mechanic told me that one of my front struts is leaking. It's not required for inspection that I get it replaced, but he recommends it. They are charging $450 to replace both front struts. This is after a $550 charge for an oil change, inspection, back brakes (needed to pass inspection) and windshield wipers (needed to pass inspection).



Do I really need new struts right now? Or can I have some time to recover financially? And are those fair prices?



I just moved here and have never been to this mechanic before. And I don't know anything at all about cars, except how to drive one and how often to get my oil changed.



Am I being ripped off?Please help with my struts!?
Yes, a 2001 car most likely needs both front and rear suspension components to be replaced. You'll be amazed how much better the car rides, handles and drives with new struts. http://www.tirerack.com/suspension/Suspt

4 new KYB GR-2 struts cost $224 plus shipping. If the shop is using that brand then $450 is a rip off to replace 2 struts, I'd get another quote, and then another quote if you supply the materials. To replace 4 struts shouldn't take more then 5 hours of labor, I've done it at home on my car and friends cars.Please help with my struts!?
what did they do to the rear brakes?replace pads or shoes,drums or rotors,calipers or wheel cyclinders,bleed system?If they only changed pads or shoes yes you got boned!As for the struts if they are leaking the fail period!Most garages buy what is called loaded struts(they come with the strut and spring all ready put together)which is a good way to replace them but cost more than just the struts alone.Please help with my struts!?
Not immediately, depending how badly the strut(s) is leaking.

Once the strut eventually becomes completely useless, it will inevitably take its toll on other front end components - but I doubt that it can't wait a while until you recover from the most recent $550 repairs.Please help with my struts!?
i live in pa. too and that,s kinda high price for having that stuff done. i could have did that for half that price. but as for your struts they can wait awhile longer but don,t keep putting it off because you will wind up like my car. it needs springs now.Please help with my struts!?
You should be fine for a while.As long as the car still handles fine when you drive it.Yes those are fair prices.
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  • Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?

    Okay so I am trying to figure out what is going wrong now.. I know the car is 15 yrs old so it's bound to have something go wrong but here recently everything is going wrong!



    `Okay we got the brakes, rotors, timing belt changed, all new in February.. we get windshield wipers once a year.. Here recently it seems like everything is going wrong.. We had the muffler fixed in Feb also cause it was loud, they welded it then it came unwelded and went loud again, got it fixed then the car started squealing it needed some new belt.. then things seem ok ....



    Then the car didn't start Monday morning so we took it to the mechanic shop and had them tell us what was wrong.. We were all sure it either jumped time or the distributor cap had something wrong with it... it turned out to be the distributor cap and something to do with the rotors (not sure how its spelled) like how they connect maybe to the distributor thing.. but anyway!! that got fixed, we got the car back wednesday afternoon, just drove it home.. the next morning...



    We've got squealing again, think its the belt.. when we are driving it is making a squeaky kinda noise. This morning, the windshield wipers started going slower than normal, then just stopped working... head lights and interior lights are dim and when you turn the headlights on the radio shuts off. The windows are power windows and they aren't working.. We were just in the car last night about 6 and everything was working fine. It seems as if after the mechanic fixed stuff... things are just messing up.. of course I'd love to blame him!! Lol



    Could you tell me what could be wrong? Someone said something about the alternator.. but I have no clue.. and give me an explanation on why you think it is whatever... and how much you think it could cost.. say under $200 or for sure over.. The heater also isn't working so we are just in some bad luck.. we're lookin to get it fixed now.. luckily we have parents with money that are willing to pay to get it fixed while we pay them back in payments.. otherwise we'd be screwed! We're getting a new vehicle (well used like a 2003) in March so things should be better then. The Honda just gets drove back and forth to and from my husbands work which is 20 miles one way.. we havent took long trips recently but used to all the time like 4 hours back and forth etc. He just goes to work in it and we go to the grocery store which is 5 minutes away.. sometimes we go to the shopping mall 15 minutes away.. so we don't really put a whole lot of wear and tear on it anymore.. we havent took any long trips in almost a year.. but when we did we had NO problems at all besides the normal getting tires and stuff ya know. Then we take it easy on the car and it messes up. I'm so stressed.. but anyways SO sorry for such a LONG post. Any help is greatly appreciated.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    sounds like your drive belt is either loose or missing, which may have caused the battery to go dead.

    It's a cheap fix (about$20-30) plus the cost to recharge the battery (if necessary)Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    If the belt was squealing prior to the electrical problem it was probably the alternator belt. the alternator changes mechanical energy (on the pulley from the belt) into electrical energy (through copper spindles) if the belt is loose or burnt so that the alternator is not recharging your battery, you will either need a new belt or tighten it up. Good luck.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    Yeah it's the drive belt belt or the alternator. You could have also have some wires attatching and detatching themselves from the box under the dash. It may have been the mechanics fault. I am a mechanic and they teach us to leave things out so people like you will keep coming back. (no offense) You know with an older car like yours you may just need an engine overhaul but that would cost in upwards of 2-5 grand. I did the smae thing with my 1980 Toyota and it hasn't given me trouble yet, and it's been 4 years. So try anything like that. It works wonders.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
    the car cant take it anymore, poor car.

    it's wear and tear, check the alternator and alos chech the battery if there is corrosion on the battery wiring. you have put too much money on that car. you could also go to juck yard for parts.

    hope that'll help you.

    Oil Change ??

    I took my car to sears. How do I even know if they changed my oil. They were supposed to replace my fluids, but my windshield wiper fluid is completely empty. Should I call them back tomorrow??Oil Change ??
    SEARS BUY WHY ?????????????????



    I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS CALLED LAZY FOR THE MOST PART.



    THE OTHER PART IS CALLED LIABILITY, SOME PLACES PUT THE WRONG FLUID IN THE WRONG PLACE.



    IF THEY CHANGED YOUR OIL , YOU CAN LOOK AT THE FILTER AND THE OIL DRAIN PLUG AND SEE IF THE FILTER IS NEW OR THE THE DRAIN PLUG IS VERY CLEAN.



    AS FOR THEM REPLACING YOUR FLUIDS I THINK YOU MEAN CHECKING YOUR FLUIDS AND THIS WAS STATED ABOVE.



    YES CALL THEM BACK AND ASK THEM WHAT THEIR POLICY IS AND THEN THE NEXT TIME..............





    TRY FINDING AN INDEPENDENT SHOP INSTEAD OF THE DEALER OR A CHAIN STORE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE OVERALL MORE PLEASED WITH THE FINDINGS AND THE SERVICE.Oil Change ??
    The oil will be a very light brown color,and yes i would call them back tomorrow.Oh one word of advice,check your oil drain bolt,make sure it's tight.Alot of places don't tighten them to specs,I had this happen to my cousin,I wont mention any names but it rhymes with ball cartOil Change ??
    You could go and take your service ticket with you and show them you had the service and your washer fluid was empty, they could fill it or maybe you have a leak in it. You can't be sure they did anything even, you just have to take it where you can trust someone to do the work.Oil Change ??
    Pull out the engine oil dip stick and see if the oil is black or tan in color. If it's black, chances are it wasn't changed. I would call back and challenge their service.Oil Change ??
    One way to check is if they changed your oil is that the oil will be clear. The more its used the darker it gets until its a dark brown color. Also check to see if the filter was replaced. Some companies do not include wind shield wiper fluid in their rutine checks. I have worked at a Quick Lube for 2 years and they did fill the wiper fluid during their checks, but I have had my oil changed at a Lube in Oklahoma that required you to specifically ask them to fill the wiper fluid. I think it depends on the company. I think you can probably go up there and ask them to fill it up because you had your oil changed yesterday and it was not filled up. Also most companies will give you a courtiousy check between your changes for free.Oil Change ??
    take out the dip stick and check to see if its dark in color or more of a clear brown color if its dark they didint do it if its more of a brown color it should be fine and they did there job. but yes i would call them just to be on the safe side of things. never go to sears for any thing its just a bad place i worked there for a while its no good they pay you like crap. so you know that they dont care about the people that come in there i know i didint but what do u expect when your getting 6.50 a hourOil Change ??
    well when the %26quot;fluids%26quot; are changed that genarlly means the transmission and engine oil have been changes also the filters should have been replaced. a good shop like say sears should have checked the wiper level but that is often over looked if you where told that all fluid levels where going to be checcked and changed then i would go and ask what happened

    How often should you maintain your car?

    1. oil, lube, filter: oil change - 3000 miles or 3 months. How often should I change lube? Filter?



    2. At this time, I can also ask the mechanic to fill up my tires. Should I fill up my tires more often than 3 months?



    3. power steering fluid - How long does it last or how often should I change?



    4. coolant/anti-freeze - How long does it last or how often should I change?



    5. break fluid - How long does it last or how often should I change?



    6. Transmission fluid - How long does it last or how often should I change?



    7. Differences in regular, mid-grade, and premium gasoline. Is premium necessarily the best? How often should I fill up premium gasoline?



    8. windshield wiper blades - How long do they last or how often should I change?



    9. freons - How long does it last? How can I maintain my car so the freons lasts the maximum?



    10. How often should I wash my car? Wax?



    11. How often should I clean the interior?



    12. Am I leaving out anything else?



    The reason I ask these questions is because I want to maintain my vehicle myself as much as possible. The only exception is oil, lube, and filter change and freons. Thank you. I would greatly appreciate your help.How often should you maintain your car?
    long list and easy to say you do it everyday every week and every month

    first one 3000 miles oil and filter rotate tires check tire monthly or more wil save life of tire and get better fuel mileage



    power steering fluid really dont have to ever been change just toped off

    coolant/anti-freeze top off change like every three yrs

    break fluid top off never change

    Transmission fluid check like oil change oil and filter but like at 60,000 120,000 miles



    has for fuel buy at place you stop at most offen fil with best they have set mileage drive til you need more try next octane level set mileage used the one that gets the best miles which will vary with each place knowing a few brands and type to use but most cars will run fine on them all but using the one that gets yourcar the best mileage is the one you want to use



    windshield wiper blades once a yr

    freons have it check once a yr

    wash when dirty wax every other time or about four times or so a year when ever you feel like it has for

    cleaning insides when ever



    wheel alignment once a yr or if you see tires are wearing or it drives funny as for wheel rotation easy to remember to do it with oil change about every 3000 miles its not so much as when to but to do most people dont do it at all heres a couple sites that you can find how to's and when



    How often should you maintain your car?
    Read your cars manual. It will tell you how often to service and what to do when you service it.



    You should check your tyres as often as you can and definately before long journeys. You should get a pump.



    Differences in petrol(gas) are only the octane rating, use regular unless your car requires premium. (Read the manual)



    Freon is a trade name, but I assume you mean air conditioning refrigerant, you don't need to do anything with this unless your air conditioning stops working.



    You clean your car when it gets dirty... I wax mine every time I wash it.. and I wash it a lot. It is personal preferance.



    Wheel alignment I'd have done every year, unless you notice a problem. Make sure you get a 4 wheel alignment if you drive a rear wheel drive car.How often should you maintain your car?
    Every car make is a little different, look in your service manual it'll have all that info.

    Can the people at a car dealership change the price of a car AFTER we sign the papers. BTW it was a Porsche?

    My mom went to the dealership to buy a truck for her and to look at a Nissan 350z for me. Turned out the 350z had been sold earlier that day. The sales person told her that she could buy a used Porsche Boxster for the amount she said she was able to pay. IMO a Porsche is better than a 350z any day (dont argue about that plz) My mom stayed there for at least 3 hours signing all the papers, and they finalized the price for which she was to pay monthly. I was at home studying for my exams, so i had no idea i could actually get a Porsche. Also, it was raining and the windshield wipers on the Boxster didn't work, so she couldn't bring it home that night. Anywho, the point is that before we could pick it up the next day, the dealership called and stated that they had upped the price of both the truck and the car. I can't tell you how ******** mad i was, now we can't afford both cars, and they said we technically owned the truck since she drove it home with her!Can the people at a car dealership change the price of a car AFTER we sign the papers. BTW it was a Porsche?
    There is something amiss in the story..



    The dealership can't arbitrarily%26quot;up the price%26quot; on a car. If you mean the PAYMENTS went up, that is another matter. That is likely due to a bank approval call, and not the price of hte vehicles.



    If they are just changing the purcahse price of the cars, then the purcahses are no longer valid. You don't have to sign any new documents, just hand back the keys and leave.



    If they are chaning the monthly payments, you can still walk away from the deal. But its far more likley this is the case than a %26quot;price change%26quot;.



    So - I think you need to get a little more facts in here. I will be happy to help however I canCan the people at a car dealership change the price of a car AFTER we sign the papers. BTW it was a Porsche?
    Call the sales manager and get out of this contract. Park the truck at the dealership. You cna't change the price of the vehicle after you sign the papers. And you do not %26quot;technically%26quot; own the truck if they changed the terms of the contract without your consent. All you have to do is compare your copy of the contract with their copy of the contract. If the sales manager is not cooperative, talk to the owner of the dealership. If he/she is not cooperative, file a complaint with the state Attorney general office. Then walk away from the deal. If that does not work, call your local TV station. They love exposing businesses that rip people offCan the people at a car dealership change the price of a car AFTER we sign the papers. BTW it was a Porsche?
    It sounds as if the dealership is trying to pull one over on your mom. If she had signed papers (a loan contract) than that contact is binding. They can't just arbitrarily change the dollar amounts and say %26quot;we've changed our minds%26quot;. That's the whole point of a contract! I assume your mom had to take out a loan to purchase both vehicles and she's probably combining everything into one loan. If that's the case than there is one bank or finance company issuing the loan. The dealership has 4 days (may vary between states) to finalize the lending process. If that fails on their end and they require more money (ie increase the price of the vehicle) you have every right to walk away because they are not abiding by the signed original contract. It's their fault not yours. You mother may have to return the truck but under no circumstances should she be penalized for mileage or wear and tear etc. The dealership needs to modify the contract not you. Also check the fine print and make sure that the contract specifies the original cost of the vehicles, interest rates, terms etc. By no means is your mother obligated to sign a second contract! Have her bring a friend along so there is someone else hearing everything and not just your mom. Some contracts may even have a %26quot;right to rescind %26quot; clause which gives you, the consumer, 3 days to back out of the loan. Although that usually doesn't apply to auto loans anymore. Hope this helps.Can the people at a car dealership change the price of a car AFTER we sign the papers. BTW it was a Porsche?
    They're crooks, and they do stuff like that. If you take one back for service, they'll do it more.

    How interchangeable are windshield wiper motors?

    I drive a 96 Buick Park Ave, and my windshield wiper motor recently gave out. Living in Central New York, this is um .. rather unideal for me.



    I took my car over to Midas, and they wanted to charge me 250 dollars to change out the motor. And I didn't pay it. I took my car, and squinted my way home through the rain.



    I'll probably go to a pick and pull and try to change them myself. But do I have to find my exact same car, or a Buick to make this happen? Or are they just a generic car part?How interchangeable are windshield wiper motors?
    They may be common to more than one GM model but you'd have to research the numbers to find out. If you've never changed a wiper motor, you'll wish you'd paid the $250, by the time you're through fighting with it.How interchangeable are windshield wiper motors?
    Check with GM to see if the part numbers are the same. If you've never done one of these, I'd suggest paying the money. If you have, good luck.How interchangeable are windshield wiper motors?
    Here ya go!

    Used for less than $50 bucks and you can see they are rather easy to change out.

    Typically three 12mm bolts and a simple electrical plug in for the controls.



    http://www.automotix.net/usedautoparts/1
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  • Should I change the ignition switch on my 93 nissan sentra?

    GA16DE engine.

    Dual cams.

    4door

    1.6L

    It started absolutely fine this morning when I went to the bank for a second, but when I came back and then got ready to go to work, all I got was a single click. I put it in neutral to see if it would start, but once again, nothing but the single click. Decided it might be the battery, but cell levels are fine and windshield wipers run at normal pace as well as car windows go up and down without problem. What do you guys think? I'm really itching to just change the ignition switch but it could be the neutral safety switch(although this wouldn't stop it from starting in neutral, unless I'm mistaken about how it works). Would like a second opinion on this madness so I can bring some method to it.Should I change the ignition switch on my 93 nissan sentra?
    i would suspect the stater or solenoid. electrical accessories do not require as much amperage as the starter.Should I change the ignition switch on my 93 nissan sentra?
    do this first ,take a 12 volt test light and have someone try and start the vehicle,see if thers any voltage getting to the starter solenoid,if you have voltage their its not the switch,to change the ignition switch you have to take apart the plastic covers that are over it and drill out the two blind screws that hold it in,i changed mine because it went bad,it takes about an hour to change one out,but id check for voltage at the strater first,then go from there with it,theres also a starter relay on those that will cause problems,that may be the click your hearing on it,check that also,they do cause some problems sometimes,good luck on it.

    I know nothing about how cars work...?

    What's the best way at understanding how cars work? I'm not good at all when it comes to brands/models of cars except for the kind I drive or have constantly driven in with other people.



    All I know is how to change the oil, add windshield wiper fluid, fuel up -- that's about it! I didn't even know that all cars have rims lol -- yes, that's how bad I am.



    What's the fastest and best way to learn all this stuff? Any online courses or anything?I know nothing about how cars work...?
    hmm ya get in, start it, put it in Drive, push on the pedal to the right, the tall skinny one. turn the steering wheel in the direction you want to turn, and when you want to stop, press the pedal on the left. to continue, follow steps above until you reach your location, then turn off car, remove keys!I know nothing about how cars work...?
    best easy way without becoming a quailfied mechanic is just read car magazines and browse the internet for car sites. Also when you take your car to the garage talk to your mechanic about it. get him to show you things and explain how the work. unless he is flat out with work i'm sure he'd only be to happy to share a bit of knowledge with youI know nothing about how cars work...?
    Go to how stuff works and type in some really neat things like %26quot;car engine, planetary gear system, torque converter, manual transmission, and camshaft. Its a ton of fun to learn about!!I know nothing about how cars work...?
    as for starting and running you need fuel, spark and compression. get on ( how stuff works.com )

    What is wrong with my windshield?

    my parents have bought me a pre owned car and i am having a little trouble with the windshield. i am unable to see through my windshield to clearly at night because it blurs the lights and their is a line coming off of them. i know it has something to do with the wipers because the marks on my windshield are in the location of them. above where the wipers can reach everything looks just fine so i am not sure what to do to get rid of it. i have changed the wipers and changed the wiper fluid and washed the front window very much but i still cannot see to well at night. any idea what is wrong and how i can fix it?What is wrong with my windshield?
    if the marks on windshield do not come off there is nothing you can do to fix this problem except get a new windshield but you can check with a glass co and see if there is something they can do. what has happened is someone did not change the wiper blades and they have scored the windshield What is wrong with my windshield?
    Only thing left to try is a new windshield. Did you try cleaning the inside of the glass? That needs to be done every month for proper vision.What is wrong with my windshield?
    Sounds like the old wipers might have glazed it over time. You can try some Rain-x to clean the glass. I do not mean for the beading of water effect but for the fact that the chemicals in rain-x make a great glass cleaner. Other than that drop the dime on a new windshield , they are relatively cheap nowadays.What is wrong with my windshield?
    you are screwed might as well buy a new windshield some where around 200.00 or 300.00 this one you can.t fixWhat is wrong with my windshield?
    about the only way to fix that is get another windshield.

    2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?

    My washer fluid seems to be frozen. When I turn it on the wipers go on but no fluid comes out. The wiper fluid is full. I think the last time I had my oil changed they toped it off with just water or very deluited wiper fluid. How can I get the ice out and then drain the fluid? It works when the temp is above freezing, however here in NH it's mostly below that all winter and I can't go without it.

    Thanks2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?
    add some ant-freeze to it.2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?
    the fluid itself is frozen? I'd find that hard to believe. You're talking about the fluid nozzles right?

    just pour a bit of hot water on the nozzles and you will be right as rain.2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?
    have someone(with hood open)and engine off,listen by the washer bottle,when you turn on washers.if it is running, find where the washer hose comes out of the bottle,unplug and try again .if it squirts,the blockage may be at the nozzles that are either on the hood or attached to the blades.if its a block of ice,thaw it out(if you can get to it...maybe a hair dryer.good luck..2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?
    Bring the car indoors until it thaws, squirt the rest of the water out, fill it with the right stuff, and then smack yourself and say %26quot;Never do that again%26quot;.2002 ford taurus- windshield wiper fluid not working?
    Don't put antifreeze in it, the simplest way would be to bring it indoors or just drive it and it will thaw itself out with the heat of the engine, after that just add the correct fluid.



    While it is thawing out just disconnect the small rubber line that goes to the bottle so that it will drain quicker.



    Good Luck

    A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car's back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it??

    I bought a bottle of windshield wiper fluid when I got my car to get the battery changed. However, I was stupid enough to forget about the fluid in my back seat and the whole bottle burst the next day because the car was out in the sun the entire day. all the fluid got on my floor mats and the rug on the back seat. Everything dried and the entire car smells like alcohol every time I get in. Also, the back rug/mat turned blue. I'm wondering if anyone knows how to get the blue off from the mat and the floor? This is very embarrassing and I feel very stupid for forgetting the bottle in the back seat.



    Thanks!A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it??
    you can take and shampoo all of this and that should get the majority of it out,it might be permanently stained though on somethings ,usually when alcohol sets a stain in like that,its sort of hard to get out,id try a real good shampoo first though,and hopefully all of it will come out,don't feel bad though i had a can of starting fluid blow up in one of my vehicles,it sounded like the car blew up when it went off and it was sitting in plain site too,it only got up to 98 degrees out side that day ,but way hotter in the car,good luck with it hope this helps.A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it??
    You don't give enough information but here is a rule of thumb. Take the affected mats out, let them air dry, do the same with the car, open the doors and let it air out for a while. At least a day, try using a solution of a bit of Dawn Dishwashing detergent and some water, wash the area thouroughly and allow to dry. Once that is done spray some fabreeze on all the upholstery. It should make everything look like new.A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it??
    Milo You should have kept it all in the trunk ,would you keep gasoline in the rear seating area? Dude like we all say got a clue? Why do vehicles all have trunks in them? The bottom line is you should keep all fluids in the garage and not in the car and the only things to keep in a trunk is the spare tire a set of jumper cables and emergency items like flares in case of any breakdowns.My oh my people just never learn from any of us do they ? Well my man you'll learn someday from all of this won't you?.....
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  • How much will an oil and filter change cost?

    I also need to know windshield wiper costHow much will an oil and filter change cost?
    Depends on where you go. Walmart will change the oil and filter for as cheap as about $19.00. They will install the wipers for free. The cost of wipers vary from like maybe 4 bucks to 10 bucks a piece.How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    18.0 for oil 8 for a wiperHow much will an oil and filter change cost?
    29.99 at walmartHow much will an oil and filter change cost?
    Oilchange is anywhere from 15-55 dollars, if you just have your everyday econobox you could expect to pay an average of 20-30 dollars. If you get full synthetic its around 55-60 dollarsHow much will an oil and filter change cost?
    probably around 20 to 25 dollars for the oil change. the wipers cost will vary depending on brand, size, quality ect.. id bring at least a twenty. probably 40.How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    why dont u google it or even yahoo it. or go to the quick fix site. its probably æ‹¢10How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    Oil change, and a filter-$20-$25..New wipers, around $5.00 each..How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    Depends on if you do it or take it somewhere...GM dealers change oil and filter for like 25.00....wiper blades....15.00 at an auto parts storeHow much will an oil and filter change cost?
    about 20 bucks and the wiper blades about 15 bucks.How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    ait all depends if you are doing it yourself or not. The prices for wipers can run from $2- 10 . 6 qts of oil and a good filter should cost under $20 at most places. Now, if you are going to have a shop do it you have to factor in the labor cost, roughly to do it , an oil change by someone else is gonna be anywhere from about $18 - $39.99 (!!) , wipers i'm not sure .How much will an oil and filter change cost?
    5 quart oil change with conventional oil= $28.95

    Set of wiper blades,good brand= $19.99

    My answer= priceless

    Question about a 2000 Ford F250 windshield wiper assemb?

    My husband has a 2000 ford f250 super duty truck. he is in the process of changing the whole winshield wiper assembaly. Is there a free website he can go to and get instructions or a free chat? Or has anyone done this before that can give some advice on how long this will take or some tricks in doing it.

    thanksQuestion about a 2000 Ford F250 windshield wiper assemb?
    You can click on my avatar and I`ll talk you through it.Question about a 2000 Ford F250 windshield wiper assemb?
    go to Ford.JustAnswer.com/F250

    How do I change the low beam bulb on the driver's side of my 2005 honda civic? My hand won't fit.?

    The owner's manual is useless - it says to remover the %26quot;upper part of the windshield wiper fluid container by removing the clip.%26quot; The container is all one piece and there is no clip. I can't begin to get my hand in there!How do I change the low beam bulb on the driver%26039;s side of my 2005 honda civic? My hand won%26039;t fit.?
    hey friend, i too have an 05 civic and when i upgraded my headlamps i had to move the ps resevoir and have a really small screwdriver to get it all undone. later i just dropped my front bumper took out my washer fluid jug and lines and now its not a problem plus i dropped 20lbs off the vehicles total weight. Its a pain in the *** but it can be done good luck and happy tuningHow do I change the low beam bulb on the driver%26039;s side of my 2005 honda civic? My hand won%26039;t fit.?
    I've heard of guys that remove the front bumper and the entire headlight assembly to get a better bead on that badboy and get it out. It sounds scary but it's really not that bad. just try not to damage the paint job when you do it. Cover the nearby bodyparts with an old blanket or something.

    How to change a Bad Starter?

    This morning my 2001 Ford Tauras starter went out. A couple of days ago it took 2-3 times to start for my husband. Then this morning it just wouldn't start at all. The radio works, windshield wipers, etc. so we don't think it's the battery. Just wondering if anyone knows if this is an easy fix to do yourself and what the best options are of buying a new starter. Thank you!How to change a Bad Starter?
    If the starter turns the engine over, it's not bad. If not, It could be the battery or the charging system. Make sure your battery terminal connections are clean.How to change a Bad Starter?
    if your asking the question you should not be changing the starter yourself get a mechanicHow to change a Bad Starter?
    I would begin by taking it to a 12 step meeting.

    OK, really.You can get a book from the auto parts store for your year and make and model of car for only $20. It will have step by step instructions for your car. While the operation is fairly straight forward, there are some cars that just want to be different, and difficult. Having the exact instructions for your car is a must. After removing the starter, take it to the auto parts store and have them check it first, before replacing the whole thing. It may just be the solonoid (Fancy word for a big relay on the side of the starter) and not the starter motor itself. That could save you as much as $195 by only replacing the damaged part, and not the whole thing.How to change a Bad Starter?
    Measure the battery voltage during start. If it drops significantly (under 6 volts), it's a bad battery or a bad alternator (or bad wiring to the alternator).



    If it is a bad starter, you disconnect the ground lead of the battery (to keep from welding yourself to the car). then disconnect the wires on the starter, remove the starter (a few bolts, but they're tough to get started), install the new starter, replace the wires, and replace the battery wire. 5 minutes if you know what you're doing, maybe 20 if you don't.



    Careful - the starter is kind of heavy. Not something you can't hold in one hand, but it can break bones if it falls on your hand.

    A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car's back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it u

    I bought a bottle of windshield wiper fluid when I got my car to get the battery changed. However, I was stupid enough to forget about the fluid in my back seat and the whole bottle burst the next day because the car was out in the sun the entire day. all the fluid got on my floor mats and the rug on the back seat. Everything dried and the entire car smells like alcohol every time I get in. Also, the back rug/mat turned blue. I'm wondering if anyone knows how to get the blue off from the mat and the floor? This is very embarrassing and I feel very stupid for forgetting the bottle in the back seat.



    Thanks!A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it u
    I have heard that the Bissell Little Green Clean Machine is a wonder-worker for cars. I don't own one, but a couple of my friends absolutely love it.



    It will re-wet the washer fluid and suck it right out.A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it u
    if you are mechanically inclined you can try to remove the back seat and soak it with the hose, This will not damage the upholstery, but it will get rid of that horrid smell. The mat you could do the same with. It may have been permanently turned blue though.

    Hope it helpsA bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it u
    Well I have not much information to go on so I will just assume that your seats are either leather or vinyl, those you can just wash off with plain old warm water and a soft cloth, the mats however must be scrubbed with either dishwashing liquid and about half cup of White Vinegar then scrub with a brush if these mats have carpeting on them then it should be with a stiff brush but don't brush too hard you will tear up the pile just a gentle scrubbing action will do then rinse with hot water and allow to dry away from sunlight or heat these mats must be hung to dry Good Luck !A bottle of Windshield Wiper Fluid was left in my car%26039;s back seat and burst from the heat. How do I clean it u
    use detergent or soapy water to wash the floor mats and rug maybe will help get the smell out but the rug and floor mats probably are permanently blue you should change floor mats and rug



    tips:

    next time you go out bring a little notebook and record what you brought that day make sure to look at the list that you brought everything out of the car (and put a star next to things that cannot be forgotten like the Windshield Wiper Fluid)
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  • How can I get my dumb windshield wipers to stop?? ahh!?

    I have a 2000 Chevy Malibu and I have noticed that when it gets REALLY cold they just will not stop going. Right now it is 3 below (in michigan) and i dont need the wipers going so they are scraping against my windshield. I have tried starting and restarting and clearing the wipers so they can go all the way down and nothing changes. They are just constant. Do i need a new wiper motor? It is so frustrating and I wont be able to take it to the shop for 2 days because I have no time. Please help!How can I get my dumb windshield wipers to stop?? ahh!?
    On my car the wipers are automatic, so if they see dirt or moisture on the windshield they kick on. Maybe you have something on the sensor that controls the wipers on your car?How can I get my dumb windshield wipers to stop?? ahh!?
    you know i have a s10 blazer, and the other day my wipers did the same thing.

    i did everything, but they just kept wiping for like 20 mins.

    but all of a sudden they stopped, and ive never had the problem again. weird isnt it!!

    i dont have a answer, but you are not alone.

    i do know it was really cold here in ohio when it happened,

    but its has not did it since

    cars are so weird!!!!!!!

    i hope it doesnt happen again,How can I get my dumb windshield wipers to stop?? ahh!?
    You could find the fuse and pull it till you can get it to a shop...

    How do I keep my car's windshield grease/oil free ?

    my car's windshield seems to have a thin film of something on it so when it rains at night and I put on the wipers I can hardly see as the wipers seem to spread the film more. I use windscreen cleaning solution and all kinds of glass cleaners and nothing has worked. Even changed the wiper blades twice over 6 months.How do I keep my car%26039;s windshield grease/oil free ?
    i own a repair shop,and try cleaning it real good ,and use some rain-x on it,,this stuff really works good ,and it last for a while too,but it will help keep a lot those things from sticking to it,,good luck,i hope this help,s,,and happy thanksgiving.How do I keep my car%26039;s windshield grease/oil free ?
    t_man.. I have exactly the same problem on my windshield. The layer spreads and kills visibility before it sublimes on rainy nights. I have tried everything you had tried before you found the right solution. Can you please tell me what you did?

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    How do I keep my car%26039;s windshield grease/oil free ?
    use a grease remover(like %26quot;simple green%26quot;) and then glass cleaner... also if it is an older car go visit your local Napa Store and try %26quot;innovision%26quot; wiper blades. They are awesome. Some older cars wiper arms loose tension and so the innovisions are designed to make tighter contact with windshield....How do I keep my car%26039;s windshield grease/oil free ?
    It might be your washer fluid that is the issue. My dad used a can of Coca Cola after visiting the beach to remove the film!



    Anyway, I use a mixture of dishsoap and alcohol, which is used in eye glass cleaner. Most all commercial products use alcohol in their products as well. At the very least, clean your glass with straight alcohol to break down the film and then use Rain X which does indeed work well and for a long period of time.



    Good luck.How do I keep my car%26039;s windshield grease/oil free ?
    yeah, Rain-X is magical stuff. God bless the inventor of it. One time, my windshield wiper motor stopped working so I couldn't use the wipers. I went and bought Rain-X and wiped it on kind of heavy. After that, I didn't even need to repair the wiper motor, the Rain-X was that good. Though, I must say I don't recommend/endorse you to do the same thing. Maybe I was just lucky....I think so. I only did it because I didn't have the time or money to repair the motor.

    How to remove the patches left behind the windshield.?

    After using my wiper during rainy season my car glass gets dirty with patches, at night it is hard to see the road clearly. I wash my windshield with water or shampoo it is not removed. I even changed my wiper too help me to solve this problem.How to remove the patches left behind the windshield.?
    there are several products that can quickly solve your problem . any auto parts store will carry a cleaner with a sheeting action which will cut the grim and dirt and leave your glass crystle clear . or try cascade dish washing liquid it will work great too.

    How can I learn about cars?

    Okay, I'm a male 23 year old. My father decided to not ever teach me about vehicles. I seriously don't know jack except how to change the tires if I have a flat, put in more windshield wiper fluid, change the wipers, and maybe other petty tasks.



    Anyone know of a real good website for complete noobs? I want to know what happens to gasoline, what moves the pistons, etc.



    Pretty much just like I know everything about computers like the CPUs, mobos, RAM, overclocking, etc.



    Thanks and no FLAMING!!!How can I learn about cars?
    http://www.familycar.com/Classroom/How can I learn about cars?
    Well you can start by talk to a shop or get a book?How can I learn about cars?
    Go to Wyotech...http://wyotech.edu-program.info/ or



    uti...http://www.uti.edu/



    Or even at your local college...there may be an automotive course available..



    I got my start at a technical school here in nyc and then its just a matter of picking the brains of other technicians and getting your hands dirty.



    5hit...you can even incorporate your knowledge of computers into the automotive trade.



    Good luck!

    Saturday, November 20, 2010

    97 Volkswagen Jetta - Windshield Wipers quit working?

    Been having this problem for the last 2 years. My wipers will work for a little while, but when i try to change speeds or turn them off it will blow a fuse. If i replace the fuse, it will work again, but only for a short amount of time %26amp; then i have the same problem. Have taken the car to several dealerships %26amp; mechanics %26amp; nobody can ever find anything wrong. They all say that everything looks fine %26amp; just replace the fuse %26amp; a few weeks later I am in the same boat again. anyone have any ideas what could be the problem %26amp; any ideas on how to fix it?97 Volkswagen Jetta - Windshield Wipers quit working?
    there's a motor attached to the begging of the wiper blade (under hood, driver side [usually]), change the motor.
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    Hi, My name is Aaron. I have a 1994 Buick Regal with just about 73,000 miles on it. I bought it from an older couple for $3,200. I have owned it for about a year now and hasn't had any major problems.



    Last 2 months ago, I just put a brand new cooling system,water pump, oil change, and windshield wiper blades for about $350. I go to a shop called %26quot;Jiffy Oil%26quot; which they know my car backwards and forwards and also give me discounts (They know my mom).



    Anyways, my car started making noise so I took it to them. They knew it was my transmission, but have no skills into repairing it. They told me to go down to the transmission place next to Dairy Queen and tell them Jiffy Oil sent you and it was Mark. I said Ok and took my car down there.



    The guy there at the transmissions place got in my car listened to the noise and opened the hood. He showed me exactly what the problem was. It had chunks of metal everywhere..I had no idea how it happened. He said it would run me about $1,100 to repair it as if it were brand new and would give me 12 months free repair with insurance as well. I told him I'd think about it and take my car some other places first. I went to three other places I knew. The first one said $1,600 and would be $200 extra for insurance for only 6 months. The second one said $6,800. They told me it was totally damaged, never seen anything like it before. And the third one said $9,200..they said pretty much the same thing as the second. Both did not include insurance. My dad said that is outrageous for such prices and doesn't know what to do either. My cousin, which is a Diesel/Automotive Machanic, said that the first one was a good deal and I should go with it, because my car would only sell for $500 if I wanted to sell it. Please help! Thanks everyone.Should I pay this much for my transmission or go somewhere else?
    The $1100 is definitely a good deal.Should I pay this much for my transmission or go somewhere else?
    ac_johns71014, I had similar problems last week and was glad I got my repairs covered under my extended warranty. They are less expensive if you don't buy them from the manufacturer. http://www.autoadviceonline.com/Warranty-Quote.htmlShould I pay this much for my transmission or go somewhere else?
    $1,000 is,nt bad for all that work. i believe i would go with that. the reason the chunks were there was they never kept the fluid and filter changed.Should I pay this much for my transmission or go somewhere else?
    I would go with $1100. Why not just get a rebuilt one and exchange it. Look into that instead of going for repairs.Should I pay this much for my transmission or go somewhere else?
    $1,100 is definitely a good price. Especially with the economy the way it is you're lucky to find anyone that will fix the car for under $2000. It depends on how much you love your car though if you feel you'd rather sell it then do it.

    How do I adjust windshield wiper timing?

    I drive a Honda Civic and my windshield wipers do not return to the park position when turned off. Also, one of the wiper speeds (very slow or intermittent wipe) does not work. Does the wiper motor need to be changed or is there any way to adjust the timing?How do I adjust windshield wiper timing?
    If your car is like other cars, the stub shaft where the wiper arm is attached has lots of small splines. Remove the arm and reposition it where it needs to be. Sometimes the arms get moved (at the expense of the splines) when someone turns the wipers on the they're frozen down.How do I adjust windshield wiper timing?
    The wiper mechanism itself appears to be working fine.



    There is a module that controls the wipers and where they land. If this goes bad, then what you are describing is common.



    I don't know what year Civic you drive, but for a 98 Civic 2dr Ex, you can find the module here:



    Under the passanger side wheel well. Open up the black part of the fender, peel it back, and the module is plugged into the fluid bottle.



    Also, check out this website for Honda owners. It's a good place to ask questions and get ideas on other fixes for all Honda issues.



    This is a thread about wiper blades.



    http://www.hondacarforum.com/honda-2/869



    Good Luck!How do I adjust windshield wiper timing?
    The motor works, the wiper control module doesn't.How do I adjust windshield wiper timing?
    There is no way to adjust them, change the modual.

    How do you change out a switch for the wipers of 04 Sable?

    I have never done it but I'm willing to try. I just need to get the part, because my windshield motor is fine. Can anyone help me out??How do you change out a switch for the wipers of 04 Sable?
    First check the fuses for the wipers and then make sure the motor is definately good before going any further. But if is comes down to the switch, your gonna have to disassemble the column, possible having to remove the steering wheel. The switch itself shouldnt be too much and if you have any doubts about the process, go to your local parts dealer and buy a haynes or chiltons manual. This will explain step by sep on how to do it yourself. Hope this helps.How do you change out a switch for the wipers of 04 Sable?
    If the 04 is like my 02, the switch is part of the turn signal switch. The bottom cover of the steering column comes off with a few screws, the turn/bright/window wiperwasher switch connects with two screws, and the plug for it is right in the back. You will just need a torx screwdriver set to get the screws out.

    How do I remove scratches in an automobile windshield?

    This is a 1995 Nissan Sentra. The scratches have been caused by the windshield wipers. Apparently the previous owner neglected to change the blades periodically.How do I remove scratches in an automobile windshield?
    I have some personal experience with this. The rubbing compound method won't work unless the scratches are VERY light, and even then you have to be careful, as too much rubbing wit h the abrasive rubbing compound will leave a hazy area on the glass (micro-scratches from the abrasives). You can go to your local auto glass shop and see if they can repair the wiper scratches, but even if they can (somewhat doubtful unless they're REALLY deep), the resin they use is not totally clear; you'll always be able to see the repair, even though it might make it look better short term. That kind of repair usually only works well on chips and stars.



    Frankly, I'd eventually go with replacing it, because I honestly don't think you'll like the results otherwise. If it should get any further damage or develop a crack as a result of the scoring from the wiper scratches, your insurance will cover replacing it under %26quot;comprehensive%26quot; coverage. If you don't have that coverage, and can't afford a new windshield out of pocket, you can go to a salvage yard and obtain a good quality used one. Most auto glass places will install the used one for you for a modest fee (grudgingly, as they'd rather sell you a new one). Hope this info helped.How do I remove scratches in an automobile windshield?
    Depending on the depth of the scratches. You could either buff them out with rubbing compound or wax.



    Of you will have to use a epoxy to fill in if they are deep. I would suggest you hire someone that is trained in doing this if you are not familiar with the technique. You can make the windshield worse or cause it to need replacement.

    Things i should know about cars?

    what are probably some things you should know how to do on cars to save money?



    I know how to change a tire, change a windshield wiper, and a headlight/any other light, but are there other things i should know how to do within reason that is simple to do once you've done it?





    thanksThings i should know about cars?
    Change the fuel filter, air filter, plugs and wires and change the oil.Things i should know about cars?
    Change the battery. Granted you may do it like once every 7 years, it's very simple, but one should understand how to do it right.
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  • How to Change Wiper Arm(s) on 03 Grand Prix ?

    How to replace wiper arm(s) on 03 Grand Prix?

    Started the car yesterday, wipers working fine...within 2 min the driver wiper was hanging off the windshield and resting on the side mirror. I'm pretty sure the arm needs to be replaced, and am thinking its more or less a simple job. But want to make sure before I begin. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!How to Change Wiper Arm(s) on 03 Grand Prix ?
    Flip the cover off at the base of the arm, put the arm in it's proper position and tighten the 13mm nut back down and stop turning your wipers on when they are frozen to the windshield.

    How do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?

    I have a 1995 Ford Thunderbird. i havent had it very long and now its time to change the windershield wipers. the problem is, i think they are stuck. there is a little bar sticking out im pretty sure you just push it and it supposed to come off. well, its not. there isnt any hook on it either so it cant be that. trust me i looked. can anyone give me some tips on how to get them off. please help me out cause its been raining alot and i cant drive anywhere now.How do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?
    im guessing that the wipers you are trying to take off are the ones that look like they have a spring in them holding it to the wiper arm. if i am right then the way i change them is take a small flat head screw driver and pry the end of the springs towards the openingand they will fall in releasing the tension holding the wipers on. slide them off and put the new blades onHow do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?
    well thank you for the best answer im glad i could help you

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    How do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?
    Umm push the button in and remove them, if you are not capable of doing that, most shops will only charge .2 hours to change them for you.How do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?
    sometimes you have to wiggle it and pull.. you have the right idea. Try to drive to autozone or advanced auto. They will help you...How do i remove the windshield wipers from my Ford thunderbird?
    Try looking for a tab to press then tap it out. If it is hinged at the centre of the wiper, try bending it all the way back and the press the pin out.

    Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?

    I Drive a 99' VW Jetta (New body style) and I cracked my windshield when I was changing my wiper blades I need to replace it but I have no Idea how much something like that could runDoes anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    $100-$150Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    around 300$,dealer more expensive.go to body shop and use not vw part will be cheaperDoes anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    It depend on the windshild and if your insurance will cover it that is if you have insurance that covers it. we got ours fixed estimated around 250 to 300 but since we had insurance cost us nothing.

    good luck make sure you get qoutes from more then one place and see if they match prices. and sometimes going to a specialist is cheaper then a dealer.Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    You can buy one for about 100$ (mine for my Kia Sephia cost me 112$). A tube of glue costs about 10, and a couple hours of hard work and broken glass all over the place. Call Triumph auto glass, they are good and cheap.Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    if you go to glass.net you can get a price qoute from a repair shop in your area. It my cost some where around $275-300Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    Call you insurance company first. You may be covered. In some states, it is state law that companies cover cracked windshields.Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    shop around my friend.all glass is the same just find the best deal...Does anyone know how much it would cost to replace a cracked front windshield?
    before you buy anything, call your insurance company and see if you have glass coverage. not all winshields cost the same. also beware of the shops that come to your door to do replacements, especially in cold weather. in shop repairs at an established auto glass shop are recomended., and they usually have a good rate for non insured drivers.

    Need help! 2002 mercury cougar tool light, buttons, back windshield wiper and spark plugs?

    My hubby got a cougar a couple of years ago. for as long as I can remember there has been a yellow tool looking light showing on the ceiling. If ya have a cougar you would know what I'm talking about. What does the light mean? We've gotten the car tuned up but it hasn't gone away. Also we don't know how to turn on the back windshield wiper or change the spark plugs. There are also theses buttons that remains useless on the dash. I heard you can program them but how? This car didn't come with a users manual so I'm having to ask on here.Need help! 2002 mercury cougar tool light, buttons, back windshield wiper and spark plugs?
    That is a service reminder light. It comes on at preset intervals to remind you that service is needed, like oil changes. It has to be reset after service is performed. How to reset the light, and your other questions are answered in the Owners Guide and the Maintenance Guide. You can download a free copy off one of the Ford sites like www.genuineservice.com. Need help! 2002 mercury cougar tool light, buttons, back windshield wiper and spark plugs?
    I just bought a cougar and that light is on in mine to. also there is another one on that is a snow flake?

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    How to take windshield wipers off a 96 WIndstar?

    i need to change the back spark plugs and i need to take the wipers off how??How to take windshield wipers off a 96 WIndstar?
    B, the wiper arms can be removed by taking off nut and about 6 or 8 inches up the arm push down towards the wind shield then remove. Mark left and right to reinstall. Good Luck TW
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  • How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?

    If you use cheap aftermarket or factory replacement blades (or inserts), then expect to replace them about once a year when they start leaving streaks.



    However, if you spend a little more money and buy some silicone blades, they will last MUCH longer than standard rubber blades. Most silicone wiper blades have a 5-year warranty on them, and cost about $20 per blade or less. The cost is about the same or less than OE blades from the dealer, and about the same as 3 years worth of buying aftermarket blades.



    I have a set on my vehicle that have been there for over 6 years and still work just like brand new. I have to admit I was skeptical when I bought them, but 6 years later it was well worth the money I paid for them.



    They alse bead water off the windshield (similar to how Rain-X works) with an invisible coat of silicone on the windshield.How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    Whenever they wear out, generally once a year. You'll notice that instead of really cleaning your windshield, the old wipers will smear them and make them look worse. That's clue 1How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    when they no longer work good and get annoying.How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    I would change them once a year or whenever you see them starting to leave streak marks on the windshield when it's raining.How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    i mechanic for a living,,and i usually change mine every six months,,and by then there usually needing changed,,the weather and the out side elements usually get them,,that s a good time to change them though,,good luck,hope this help,sHow often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    i change mine about every 2 days it keeps em nice and shiny :-)How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    Ideally -- every season. But if money is an issue, change them when

    1) They begin to streak

    2) They begin to make noise

    3) They no longer work well enough to allow you to SAFELY see.



    Happy MotoringHow often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    twice a year in summer and winterHow often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    twice a year. If you have daylight savings time where you live then I would do it spring and fall when time changes. That is what I do.How often do the windshield wipers need to be changed?
    I personally replace them around the end of fall, when it starts raining more often, every year, but I live in a area that is hot and dry through all of the spring through mid to late fall. If you live in area that has a long period of hot, I'd replace them before it starts becoming more wet. If you live somewhere where it's not as hot, or rains more often, I'd be replacing them whenever they start to do an inadequate job. Typically, the adverage Wal-Mart blades work just as good as anything else, I reccomend either the Rain-X or the Michelin blades, they seem to work the best, and last a bit longer

    How do I change my 89 Ford f150 Windshield wiper motor?

    My husband seems to think that you have to mess with the dash but i wouldnt figure you would have to. But can some one please at least send me to a sight with an answer? Its a 2 plug motor.How do I change my 89 Ford f150 Windshield wiper motor?
    No....you open the hood, and take off the front upper grill located directly in front of the hood. There is a series of 6-8 bolts/screws there. Once removed, you will have access to the motor, and its just take it off, and put it on. Dont try and do this with the upper grill on.....I did, and bent the panel and chipped the paint. You dont have to mess with the dash at all. If you want a walk throug, let me know, I have done it a couple of times.....